A trucker came into the truck stop diner and placed an order. He said

“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The waitress went to the kitchen and repeated the order to the cook, wondering what the trucker meant.

The cook said three flat tires mean three pancakes. A pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and the running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.

The waitress then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. She then looked at him with a smirk and said;

I thought while you’re waiting for your flat tires, headlights and running boards, you may as well — gas up.”

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